...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
