what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
jump out the window naked night went bad
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