Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
