love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
