dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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