Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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