Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
