The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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