I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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