What did we do last night that was yellow?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
someone owes me an orgasm
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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