About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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