This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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