I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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