...so i touched it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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