It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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