Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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