That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
How's work?
Spinning.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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