have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
