I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Sober January is a disaster.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
