can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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