you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I need to calm my uterus...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
