I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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