he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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