Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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