Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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