we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
His nipple licking is glorious
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