Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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