Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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