First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
How external is "for external use only"?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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