Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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