So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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