i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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