I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
3pm strippers are depressing
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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