I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
