This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
