So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she smelled like a LAN party
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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