I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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