butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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