Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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