I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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