You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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