so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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