similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it because I queefed?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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