dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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