At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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