think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i came on her dog
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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