just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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