Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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