I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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