So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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