And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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