My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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